SYNDICATED COLUMNIST
My roommate and I are at war. She just doesn’t know it yet.
There’s a speed-bumpsized lump of dust beneath our rug. If you spilled coffee on our tablecloth, it’d get cleaner. The dishes she left in the sink are supporting their own ecosystems.
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