SYNDICATED COLUMNIST
I got a new desk because my old one broke from me banging my head against it. That makes three this year.
Three desks, not three heads. My head’s holding out fine. I could probably hammer out another couple of columns before a doctor has to fish out a pen light and check if my pupils are the same size.
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